The 5 Stages of Getting Shitty Grades at the End of the Semester

1. Denial. "I'll just cram before finals! I'll do fine!"  You refuse to look at blackboard during this time.

2. Anger. "WHYYY didn't I study for the last exam? Why did I skip lab?  For the love of God, why didn't I ever look at blackboard?!?!"

3. Bargaining. "Are you there God? It's me, Suzie. If you convince my professors to curve my grades, I'll never drink on a weekday again!  ....Do Thursdays count as weekdays?"

4. Depression. "I suck at life. I'm going to quit school and become a stripper and live in a trailer park."  This is the part where you find yourself sleeping until 4 pm.

5. Acceptance. "Ahhhh screw it. Who wants to grab a beer?"

-Suz  (Obviously Ash didn't write this, homegirl got a 4.0! Congrats Ash!)